{"id":2118,"date":"2011-05-11T20:40:34","date_gmt":"2011-05-11T19:40:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/?p=2118"},"modified":"2011-10-29T13:12:16","modified_gmt":"2011-10-29T12:12:16","slug":"health-the-clown-food-network","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/health\/health-the-clown-food-network\/","title":{"rendered":"Health: The Clown Food Network"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A huge part of taking responsibilities of you life is taking responsibilities of\u00a0your health which is largely dictated by the food you consume, So&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Get the clowns out of the kitchen<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Why would anyone want to eat food that is served up by or is Associated with\u00a0clowns. Clown are funny but, foods is no joking matter, you are what you eat and\u00a0food is your medicine.<\/p>\n<p>I can easily give you ten good reasons never to trust clown food, right now all\u00a0I need is one. you know their game, yes you&#8217;ve seen it many time before,\u00a0the\u00a0clowns main focus is to make a fool out of you at what ever cost. Off the top of\u00a0your head can you name a good clown\u2026. No, but I can name four dodgie ones, Side\u00a0show bob mad man, crusty the clown his got issues, the joker murdering\u00a0psychopath and the infamous King Pin Ronald mc donald head of the multi national\u00a0cartel. In my opinion this clown food network is \u00a0far more dangerous then that psycho\u00a0joker or any of those\u00a0scary clowns you see in the movies. Foods no joke Ronnie, people deserve good\u00a0nutrition.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Clowns just want to have a laugh<\/strong> and crack a joke or two, and that\u2019s right\u00a0you\u2019re the joke, while you\u2019re committing nutricide with fat burgers fires and\u00a0sodas, the clowns up at HQ eating Caviar having a laugh while sipping on fresh\u00a0orange juice.<\/p>\n<p><strong>In the past clown\u2019s knew their place,<\/strong> either as court jesters or circus\u00a0performers, clowns have no place in serious business especially in the kitchen. Now\u00a0clowns are playing banker, messing up the world economy, feeding the world monopoly\u00a0money, while they hold the gold. There fast food network owns restaurants and fast food franchises,\u00a0big cooperation\u2019s, wear suits and look smart, even own news channels and science\u00a0Laboratories, where they\u2019re making glow in the dark cats and dogs&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Clowns love a quick laugh and fast foods is their latest prank<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>So why would anyone in their right mind want to eat clown food anyway, Reason its as addictive as heroin and tastes finger licking good. As a kid I trusted and\u00a0loved clowns, I even loved clown food&#8230; Now I know why! the food and these sweet drinks were like\u00a0kiddie drugs and alcohol.<\/p>\n<p>As a kid I loved fast food especially mc donalds was a welcomed treat. Normally a\u00a0toy would come with the happy meal. This free gift would give a kid hours of\u00a0fun, well more like minutes, the toys looked so cool but it had a limited life\u00a0span, very funny clown. I\u00a0didn&#8217;t\u00a0get the joke, as a kid I always thought the\u00a0next toy would last just that much longer, but no the toys are no good like the\u00a0food, a few minutes of momentary pleasure and then it over.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Don\u2019t be fooled by fast food<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Why didn\u2019t I see the darker side of the clown\u2019s sooner. It was obvious, the tell\u00a0tale signs where there like that kid at school with the fat cheeks and tubby\u00a0belly. He always carried backpack full of clown toys and that large family that\u00a0lived a cross the road, and I\u2019m not talking about large in numbers. there was\u00a0only three of them. Most days in the week, I would often see them coming home\u00a0for dinner with a large bag of clown food.\u00a0 As a kid I was so jealous, they\u00a0seemed so happy. Looking though my window I would see them enjoying Delicious\u00a0delightful fast food, while we eat salads brown rice and beans and chicken. They\u00a0eat triple sized burgers and fries.\u00a0 We had fresh fruit juice while they had\u00a0super sized milk shakes and fizzy drink.<\/p>\n<p>Clowns are master manipulators, as a kids the clown pulled the wool over my\u00a0eye\u2019s and most of my friends. Lucky enough my parent weren\u2019t fooled by the\u00a0clowns fake food and fast food in general.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Protect your kids from the darker side of food<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>It\u2019s easy to trick kids with sugar and tasty foods children must be educated\u00a0about good food. As a parent and guardian this is your job.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #993300;\">Another conspiracy theory<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>Again, why would anyone want to eat clown food, it has accured to me that the\u00a0fast food industry represents the front of a larger operation. Maybe the clowns\u00a0are working with a terrorist organization like al-Qaeda under mine our nation by\u00a0nutiticide? Who knows one thing for sure the military need to turn there guns at\u00a0the fake food pushers.<\/p>\n<p>Ronald alongside other companies like that little old man who sales finger\u00a0licking good chicken are\u00a0Are inadvertently responsible for more deaths then any terrorist or foreign\u00a0enemy?<\/p>\n<p><strong>I \u2018ve seen it all before in the batman cartoons<\/strong> I know the clowns f\u2026ing game\u00a0he\u2019s up to know good along with the cronnies and the evils scientific and\u00a0politicians.\u00a0 Why would anyone want to eat clown food anyway, that evil genius\u00a0has convinced some of the western governments to\u00a0put gm foods into our farms\u00a0and supermarkets without long term testing and I know the clown\u2019s up to know\u00a0good.<\/p>\n<p>Why would anyone want to eat fast food anyway. The clown is just in it for the money. For the clown network, \u00a0its Fast food for fast cash and for you it a slow life with slow energy and a fast track ticket\u00a0to\u00a0the grave. He\u2019s in it for the cash, f**k your health. Why does he not give away an\u00a0apple a orange or some grapes in his happy meal.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Taking responsibilities of\u00a0your health<\/span><\/h3>\n<p><strong>Remember my friends<\/strong> &#8220;Y<em>ou are what you eat, so strive to eat health your goal In\u00a0life, is to be rich and wealth remember truth wealth come though good food and\u00a0wise ways &#8220;Dead prez <\/em>\u2026 don\u2019t trust the clown, fast food is not a joke&#8230;. Be Healthy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Related post<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/personal-development\/31-days-alchemy-of-fasting\/\">31 days, Alchemy of fasting \u2013 How to do it Right<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A huge part of taking responsibilities of you life is taking responsibilities of\u00a0your health which is largely dictated by the food you consume, So&#8230; Get the clowns out of the kitchen Why would anyone want [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,19],"tags":[50,54],"class_list":["post-2118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-personal-development","tag-health","tag-personal-development"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p46H4F-ya","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2118"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2129,"href":"https:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2118\/revisions\/2129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}