{"id":28,"date":"2009-05-12T06:17:14","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T05:17:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/?p=28"},"modified":"2011-10-30T00:08:16","modified_gmt":"2011-10-29T23:08:16","slug":"personal-development-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/humor\/personal-development-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Find Success In The Human Population"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0<\/em>This Personal development plan is designed for chimps, grillers and humans alike. My aim is to help you get the edge and navigate the competitive concrete jungle and find success.<\/p>\n

Step<\/em><\/strong>\u00a01\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Blending in<\/h2>\n

Blending in and finding success<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span> in the concrete jungle is as easy as, fishing for ants with a banana leaf, it does not matter if you\u2019re looking for opportunities online on the internet or off line in conventional work. All you need to do is develop a personal development plan to find you strengths have a winning attitude and learn a few simple tricks – you will be the star of the show. Human life is easy when you know their customs. Human, rules and laws. Follow these simple guidelines and you will be running the town.<\/p>\n

\u00a0The concrete jungle it is filled with potential opportunities, but these opportunities is only available to the keen eye. You must swoop banana consciousness for opportunity consciousness.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0Step 2…<\/em><\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Be opportunity conscious<\/span><\/em><\/span>?<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

How do you develop opportunity consciousnes<\/em>s<\/em><\/span><\/span>?<\/em><\/span> <\/em>It starts with the belief that the world is full of opportunities that are just right for you.<\/p>\n

\u00a0T<\/em>argets your area off interest in the human jungle. The humans have developed a complex web of societies, clubs and interest groups online and offline. Forage throw liberties and internet resource for groups related to your areas of interest or passions.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Once you have found a carrier that you are passionate or interested in, find out all you can about it. Focus your energies on learning all you can – Go the extra mile as the homosapeans say and join a group or club, if available subscribe to new letters and join forums. The point here is to become as close to a pro in your area of interest as possible.\u00a0 This can be done by immersing your self in the industry after some time you will feel like an insider.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Step 3<\/em><\/strong> Now keep your mind pealed for opportunities in your chosen industry and opportunities arise go for it like your racing up a banana tree for the last banana.<\/p>\n

You\u2019re made it up the tree<\/h2>\n

Congratulations<\/span><\/em> <\/em><\/span>.\u00a0 Now you\u2019re in the tree you most know how every branch in your organization is connected to you and your job role.\u00a0 You must know your job role down to the letter and know the roles of these working around you; you must know how the whole office and organization is linked. Knowing the terrain will be key in moving up the ranking.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Getting noticed<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Getting noticed<\/span> is easy, you\u2019re a great beast amongst bold homos, what you really wont to get noticed for is your work. For instance if you working online\u00a0 you can increase your exposure by submitting your work to article directories or broadcasting videos to sites like you tube. If you\u2019re working offline you can submit a helpful article or report to the company new letter or blog. Submitting reports to your boss is always a good idea, be helpful give solutions problems or challenges your company is faced with.\u00a0\u00a0 Don\u2019t over do it with the reprots no one likes kiss ass, be kool.<\/p>\n

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  1. Only kiss ass – give reports to your boss occasionally<\/li>\n
  2. Make sure you name is clearly positioned \u00a0for all too see, your report \u00a0may end up higher up the food chain, viewed by the big boss<\/li>\n
  3. Make sure your reports of some value to your boss and it address a company problem with solutions.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    ………………………..<\/p>\n

    Related Posts<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

  4. What is personal development?<\/a><\/li>\n
  5. The Philosophy of Personal Development<\/a><\/li>\n
  6. Sexy goal setting<\/a><\/li>\n
  7. The 7 Laws of a successful player<\/a><\/li>\n
  8. How-to-develop-your-intelligence-daily<\/a><\/li>\n
  9. Successfully making the call<\/a><\/li>\n
  10. Nine or More Things To do Before Bed<\/a><\/li>\n
  11. How to kill the killers of success\u2026<\/a><\/li>\n
  12. Designing a life vs. making a living<\/a><\/li>\n
  13. Seven deadly sins of personal development<\/a><\/li>\n
  14. Eyes on the prize<\/a><\/li>\n
  15. Beware of the morons<\/a><\/li>\n

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