{"id":423,"date":"2009-10-04T15:01:41","date_gmt":"2009-10-04T14:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/?p=423"},"modified":"2011-10-30T00:07:22","modified_gmt":"2011-10-29T23:07:22","slug":"beware-of-the-morons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/humor\/beware-of-the-morons\/","title":{"rendered":"Beware! Of The Morons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0How do you know if you\u2019re been infected by moronic logic and reasoning diseases ? Well\u00a0a short harmless test can quickly reveal if you\u2019ve been infected.<\/p>\n<p>Just like an STD test, I advise regular check ups to insure that you have not been infection with moronic\u00a0logic and\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 reasoning\u00a0disease.<\/p>\n<p>In the same way \u00a0sexual transmitted diseases are common with those who have unprotected sex with\u00a0an infected\u00a0\u00a0partner, Moronic reason and logic disease ( MRLD) is picked up by verbal intercourse with those who have been infected with ( MRLD)\u00a0\u00a0the moron virus.<\/p>\n<h3>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"color: #666699;\">Here are\u00a0some Classic examples of moronic statements<\/span><\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Live for today because you don t know what tomorrow may hold\u2026<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ok sounds good, I agree with the essence of the statement, I would say &#8230;\u00a0&#8221;\u00a0Live today being the best you can be&#8221; or you could say&#8230; \u00a0&#8220;live for today and plan for tomorrow &#8221;\u00a0 as \u00a0another twist you can put on the saying.\u00a0 In the mouths of people who have been infected with moronic reasoning and logic virus\u00a0the statement is translated into a statement of ignorance and recklessness an excuse to go out to town and go wild and face the consequence&#8217;s tomorrow.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #666699;\">The moronic virus effects a person\u2019s ability to set goals,<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s common to here morons say&#8230; <em>I don\u2019t set goals or make plans because things never go to plan<\/em>\u2026 STAND\u00a0BACK ,\u00a0 this is sign of an infection!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ok moron, you may think you don\u2019t have a plan, but you do have a plan. You plan to do \u2013 nothing, that\u2019s your plan. Moron whether you make a plan or not you are going you see the results of your action or inaction&#8230; your plan not to plan, \u00a0is a plan so add some substances to it.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #666699;\">Here&#8217;s More\u00a0moronic\u00a0\u00a0garbage <\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><em>We are all going to die some day, you may get hit by a bus tomorrow<\/em>\u2026 moron alert! &#8211;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The moron may conclude in their infected brain that they should smoke and drink to their hearts content before death gets them&#8230; That\u2019s a typical example of\u00a0moronic\u00a0\u00a0logic\u00a0and\u00a0reason disease.\u00a0. . How about\u00a0living\u00a0life to the fullest, cultivating your mind, body and spirit for another day because you may\u00a0just wake up to see\u00a0tomorrow\u00a0 Moron.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>You\u2019re only young once \u2026<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Another example of a good saying that\u2019s been high jacked by infected people moronia, in their ignore-nce which in this case means to look away from the truth and do the opposite.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Some day I\u2019ll do this, \u00a0some day I\u2019ll do that, \u00a0some day i&#8217;ll call , some day i&#8217;ll visit&#8230;\u00a0 Some day leads to a town called no where&#8230; This\u00a0some day\u00a0never comes<\/em>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u00a0This is a mild sign of \u00a0infection, the disease\u00a0has clouded\u00a0\u00a0its\u00a0\u00a0victims\u00a0\u00a0judgment and\u00a0sense of time, making them incapable of \u00a0setting definite dates.\u00a0\u00a0for victims The road to some \u00a0day leads to a town called\u00a0no where\u00a0\u2026. \u00a0 hold the virus back and set definite dates.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Everyone is allowed one vice&#8230;<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>What about if that vice is killing you- moron. \u00a0Its my only pleasure\u2026 ahh poor moron so infected that he\/she feels they are living simply to eat tons of cakes, drink, smoke or some other excessive habit, after all that\u2019s all life has to offer\u2026at this stage of moronia the person needs urgent\u00a0attention.<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #666699;\">Moron in business<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I would never \u00a0start a business&#8230; Starting a business\u00a0\u00a0is a waste of time,\u00a0\u00a0Most new\u00a0business\u00a0\u00a0never make it past the first year&#8230;<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>What about the business that do make it moron. If you don\u2019t want to start\u00a0a business don\u2019t,\u00a0but don\u2019t infect other people with your moronic reasoning, after all the global economy relies on business and many of today\u2019s young up starts are going to be tomorrow leaders, just ask those boys who started Google, Face book,\u00a0Fed ex, Starbucks, Ford motors, MacDonald etc&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>It\u2019s a dog eat dog world\u2026<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>We can owe a lot of the crap that has happened in the world to morons with this attitude. Morons with this level of infection seem hell bent on getting what they can, at the expense of others\u2026 If you\u2019re a suffer the best cure is a\u00a0positive\u00a0 and loving\u00a0attitude.\u00a0\u00a0Learn to\u00a0Give out good vibs \u00a0and you will soon receive it back \u2013 the world is your mirror.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>You have to enjoy life&#8230;\u00a0\u00a0So I eat what I won\u2019t<\/em> &#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u00a0The only thing i can\u00a0say is\u00a0this\u00a0moronic logic only results in you having a\u00a0waistline\u00a0bigger then the statue of liberty\u2026<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I Eat a balanced diet.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u00a0To the victims\u00a0 of\u00a0\u00a0( MRLD)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0this means a bit of good and a bit of bad\u2026 Crazy in the House \u2013 when someone starts specking like this you know the person is\u00a0diseased\u00a0 and\u00a0\u00a0MRLD\u00a0is\u00a0 confusing the persons thought process.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><strong>\u00a0 Note &#8211; Not even your teachers are safe from MRLDs<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Can you believe that academic morons have preached for years that the hydrogen atom was the smallest packet of matter and in the same breath tell us that the hydrogen atom is accompanied small particles like protons, electrons, neutrons quarks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0In secondary School I turn my indoctrinator sorry teachers\u00a0Red in the face with that one! &#8211; Come On\u00a0that\u2019s four Phenomenon below the atomic scale a whole other realm of existence, interaction and possibilitie And still morons are\u00a0teaching our Childern the out dateted classical model,\u00a0saying\u00a0that the atom is the smallest packet of matter and the rest does not really exist because they can not weighed it&#8230; MRLD<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #666699;\"><strong>WISDOM&#8230;. The\u00a0Known cure \u00a0for\u00a0\u00a0moronic logic and reasoning diseases<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0I know\u00a0Wisdom\u00a0\u00a0sounds old fashioned, but it will really help\u00a0Victims got over stinking thinking. Well how do you gain wisdom?&#8230;. \u00a0Wisdom is gained when you learn from your experiences.\u00a0investing\u00a0in continues learning\u00a0such as reading, listening to audio having debates and conversation\u00a0with progressive people, People who are generally dedicated to raising\u00a0their\u00a0mental and spiritual state as opposed to dumbing down their consciousness with trivia.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0A bit of thought and reflection will safely expose the virus in all its hiding places.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px;\"><strong>extreme Bio-Containment<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px;\">Round up all the infected and shove them in Guantanamo bay,\u00a0set up some vary loud speakers and pump some sense into their heads.\u00a0\u00a0I recommend Playing\u00a0lectures\u00a0 on\u00a0\u00a0quantum physics and\u00a0string theory will be nice starters followed by a helping of personal development,\u00a0\u00a0Zig Ziglar and Antony Robbins at maximum volume.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px;\">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Related Posts<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/h3>\n<h3><span style=\"font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px;\"><\/p>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/humor\/how-to-be-happily-depressed-the-dummies-choice\/\">How to be Happily depressed\u2026 The dummies choice<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/?p=5\">Eyes on the prize<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/humor\/beware-of-the-morons\/\">Beware of the morons<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/humor\/jedi-time-management-the-philosophy-of-the-force-and-time\/\">Jedi time management the philosophy of the force and time<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/?p=3\">Interview with an Ant<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/?p=28\">Personal development plan-How to find success in the human population<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mpdspace.com\/blog\/humor\/foreplay-the-key-to-sexy-goal-setting\">Sexy goal setting<\/a><\/li>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: normal; font-size: 13px;\">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/span>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #666699;\">If you find this information helpful take part in the spirit of giving and share with a friend\u2026 each one teach one!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0How do you know if you\u2019re been infected by moronic logic and reasoning diseases ? 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